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To enter submit your answer plus your name, your full postal address and your Virgin Mobile phone number using the dedicated webpage provided. Entry constitutes your acceptance of this legal stuff. Open to Virgin Mobile UK customers aged 16 or over except employees of Promoter, their families or anyone else connected with this promotion. Only one entry per customer permitted. The competition will close at Midnight on Sunday 6th August 2006. You’ll be notified by text or by phone if you’ve won by 10th August 2006 and must respond to the Promoter as directed within 2 days, otherwise Promoter reserves the right to re-allocate the relevant prize. An independent adjudicator will judge entries and the 30 wittiest entries will win tickets with an additional 2 runners up winning handsets. Incomplete entries and entries not submitted by via the dedicated webpage will not be accepted.

Prizes: 15 pairs of weekend with camping tickets to each V Festival 2006 location (Terms and conditions on V Festival tickets apply and the venue reserves the right to refuse entry. Photographic proof of age may be required for entry. Travel to and from venue is not included.) and 2 runners up prizes of Motorola V3i M handsets in Fire-red with connection to Virgin Mobile (Virgin Mobile Pay As You Go Terms and Conditions of Service apply). Tickets will be dispatched by recorded post to address included in entry to be delivered no later than 12th August 2006. Promoter can’t accept responsibility for delay or damage caused by post. Motorola phones will be despatched by courier to be delivered no later than the 18th August 2006. Prizes are not transferable. No cash alternatives No correspondence will be entered into.

List of winners available by sending an SAE to Promoter. Promoter: Virgin Mobile Telecoms Ltd, 5/F Communications Building, London WC2H 7LT.